Thirst trap queen Martha Stewart, 81, shares health and beauty secrets

Thirst trap queen Martha Stewart is letting us in on some of her health and beauty secrets.

Martha Stewart looked better than ever in another one of her infamous thirst traps posted on Instagram Wednesday — and she’s spilling her beauty tips.

“What the f are you doing? How are you looking this amazing?” one Instagram user commented on the photos of Stewart showing off her “refreshing and lovely” haircut from celebrity favorite John Barrett — and surprisingly, the cookbook author jumped in with some advice, as reported by Page 6.

“eating very well Pilates three x week. Horseback ride at least once a week,” Stewart wrote to the fan.

She added that her clean lifestyle includes “No smoking” and “Little drinking” along with “Green juice Daily.”

While some fans seemed to be loving the response — like one who wrote, “please share your green juice recipe” and another who said, “from the queen herself on how to stay hot at 81!” — many seemed dubious about her beauty tips.

“@marthastewart48 your pants are on fire!!!” one commenter wrote, adding two flame emojis, while a second Instagram user added, “and a little nip and tuck come on admit it – it’s okay to say you’ve had work done – I’m getting bits done once I turn 60.”